Below are some (hopefully) entertaining excerpts from the
Leisure section of the August 18th edition of The New Times: Rwanda’s First Daily. I’ve clearly been sitting on
this post for a while, so I hope it’s still funny.
Some decorating advice from the article ‘Make Your House a Home to Stay:’ “Have you ever imagined sleeping in a bedroom with roses and
scented candles, enjoying the fresh colourful flowers and atmosphere in your
room? The thought seems interesting!” Indeed it does.
Pop culture shock: did you know there was a Big Brother
Africa competition? Said Kenya’s Deputy Prime Minister of one of the finalists:
“You did Kenya proud in the BBA house.” This show must be very different than
its American counterpart in which contestants lie to and betray each other for
money. Although below this article was a story about a Zambian contestant
entitled ‘Talia apologizes for her public fornication.’ Maybe we’re not so
different after all!
I make fun. But in all seriousness…
While The New Times
might not be winning any journalism awards any time soon (although it’s also
possible that it already has), it is an
indicator of the growing culture of reading here. The New Times isn’t even Rwanda’s only newspaper. While the design section will never give Good Housekeeping a run for
its money (at least not based on the above advice), the growing culture of
literacy is only a good thing. (A public library even opened in Kigali this
year.)
Other topics covered in the newspaper include: the
graduation ceremony for students of a two-year hospitality program at Kigali’s
Akila Institute for Women; the need for more intellectual property patents in
Rwanda; condom use and HIV/AIDS rates amongst youth; the construction of a new
teachers’ college; a shooting in South Africa; the end of the UN observer
mission in Syria; and Indian investment to improve the quality of
Rwandan-produced processed food. Also: lots of articles about sports.
What most caught my eye was an article in the Features
section entitled “New farmer films help spread the word about weeds”, about
interventions being supported by ICRISAT (the International Crops Research
Institute for the Semi-Arid Tropics) in sub-Saharan Africa. In coordination
with farmer field schools and other rural agricultural trainings, ICRISAT produced
a series of short videos on how to improve crop yield and fight the most common
problems in African farming.
The article went on to list the languages in which the
videos are offered, and imagine my surprise at the following list: Bambara,
Bomu, Fulani, Hausa, Mooré, Zarma, and Swahili.
For my readers not familiar with African languages, let me elaborate.
Bambara: the most widely spoken language in Mali. Bomu: the language of my service
in Mali. Fulani: with all its dialects, the most widely spoken language in West
Africa. Hausa: the most widely spoken language in Niger. Zarma: the language I
studied in Niger. Swahili: the second most widely spoken language in Africa,
including Rwanda. (Educational moment: Did you know that Arabic is the most
widely spoken language in Africa? And do we all remember the beloved lion king,
Simba? Only upon moving here did I learn that ‘simba’ means ‘lion’ in Swahili. Clever
on Disney’s part until you realize that naming your cat “Cat” is actually kind
of dumb. “Asante sana, squash banana,” on the other hand, remains funny.) In
any case, this list of languages read like a history of my African life. (And
Mooré, if you’re wondering, is another West African language, spoken mostly in
Burkina Faso.) To see a connection between my former current homes was an
unexpected joy. I’m glad that people in Rwanda are being educated about the
problems of West Africa by people other than myself—on a grand scale by the
national paper, no less. You’d have to talk to a former Peace Corps Mali agriculture
volunteer to fully understand the difficulties of farming in West Africa, but
pests, lack of rain, erosion, and soil overuse are just the tip of the iceberg.
I went to the website named in the article to watch the Bomu video for a touch of
nostalgia. If you were ever curious what Bomu sounds like coming out of a
native’s mouth, or want to see some images from Mali, watch here (no copyright
infringement intended):


